fire

i set fire to the microwavable maccaroni and cheese.
i forgot to add water
the whole first floor of the house was filled with smoke
biggest FML moment ever
yesterday dad was telling me how i should start learningto cook
so when im home alone, i dont starve
i think hes gonna tkae that back
he probably doesnt want me in the kitchen
i dont want me in the kitchen =.=

your not helping

i kept trying to fix our friendship
i thought eventually, youd get over things, and we'd talk like we used to
but its been what, two weeks? & nothing
you keep blocking off every conversation i try to start
& only giving one word answers like 'yeah'
i cant try anymore, when you wont
friendship isnt a one way road
yeah im sorry i hurt you/am hurting you
or w/e
but cmon
you CAN get past things, but you wont
you refuse to try
so if you ever plan on deciding to be friends with me again
lemme know.

;; FATTY;♥! says:
im not lil >.<
:L
im 15 years old (H)
I SEE THE RINKLES ALREAAADY
- Jἄzzy says:
lol if ur gettink rinkless,that wat am i gettink >.>
your a little MUFFIN :)
;; FATTY;♥! says:
hahahaha
ahahah imagine when were old :L
we'll be like
charging at eachother
on those scooters
doing bumper cars
knockng eacchother over hahaha
- Jἄzzy says:
lmaaao!!
that was soo funny
walla bro,i kan imagine
;; FATTY;♥! says:
hahahaha
were gonna be soo tiny and rinkled :L
- Jἄzzy says:
ewwwwww haha
;; FATTY;♥! says:
i know ahye
- Jἄzzy says:
and your like there chasing old rinkly guyss, ''sooo,donttt you reakon dumbledors hott''
lol
eww,granny pussy flaps >.>
;; FATTY;♥! says:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ewwwww
theyll be down to our ankles
coz theyll be all saggy
- Jἄzzy says:
LOL !!!
hahaha
ohh fatty haha groooss
you start kicking them
''LETS SEE WHO KAN KICK EM THE FASTEST''
;; FATTY;♥! says:
LOOOOOOL
i walk up and slap you in the face with it
ahahahahha
- Jἄzzy says:
hahahaha!!!!!!
lol
you'd soo invent the first turkey slap for ladies
;; FATTY;♥! says:
LOL
hells yeah (H)
- Jἄzzy says:
loooll !!



& yes, i am aware that most of my posts are now convos
coz im cooooooool like that

the consiquences of eating cheese

;; FATTY;♥! says:
LOL
wouldnt suprise me if i did
ah theres nothing to eat
so
im eating cheese
D:
- Jἄzzy says:
hahahai like cheese
by itselff?
;; FATTY;♥! says:
haah yee
uggggh i feel sick now
i think ive had enough cheese
:L
- Jἄzzy says:
lol
your gonna be having bad chesse dreams
;; FATTY;♥! says:
LOL
like
giant cheese people
attack and kill me
then i see you flying in the sky...
ahahaha
- Jἄzzy says:
LOL
supermaaaaaaaan,and they like shoot coon outta there wrists and we dodge them,OH FUK NO ITS THAT PARMASAN CHESSE he starts smelling up the place
and then bobby the matrix ninja chiken comes>,<



so basically kids,
dont eat cheese by itself until you can eat no more
the consiquences may result into vomit and odd dreams (:

the adventurs of jazz and fatty

;; Lil Fatty ♥ yay for tomorrow (: says:
hhaha
no african flag is going on my wall :L
ahahah
ooh
i could put a turkey
on the wall
for turkey :
*: D
get it get it !
- Jἄzzy says:
Lmaaoo
good onee,never herd that before
;; Lil Fatty ♥ yay for tomorrow (: says:
hahahaha
- Jἄzzy says:
claps for uu ;p
lol
and it cld also be ur alarm in the mornings
haha
;; Lil Fatty ♥ yay for tomorrow (: says:
hahahaha
baby im preety sure thats roosters :L
- Jἄzzy says:
hahaha yeah your right
but i'll make it swalllow a beeper
;; Lil Fatty ♥ yay for tomorrow (: says:
hahaahah
- Jἄzzy says:
lol
;; Lil Fatty ♥ yay for tomorrow (: says:
a clock like in peter pan : D
ahahaha
- Jἄzzy says:
yeaah !! haha

the adventures of shane and fatty

;; Lil Fatty ♥ says:
ahaha
ugh
shanus
my tummy hurts
:(
ҳҲҳŞίĻγεŗҒαņĝҳҲҳ .x[Relive. Regain. I Cant. Surrender]x. says:
naws
I think that means bed time
;; Lil Fatty ♥ says:
hahah
no
that means
crimson wave time
ҳҲҳŞίĻγεŗҒαņĝҳҲҳ .x[Relive. Regain. I Cant. Surrender]x. says:
gross...
hahaha
;; Lil Fatty ♥ says:
hahahaha
come here so i can squirt my blood all over you
ҳҲҳŞίĻγεŗҒαņĝҳҲҳ .x[Relive. Regain. I Cant. Surrender]x. says:
AHHH
Get back demon



so basically,
LUUUUUUUUUULZZZZ
that is all.

-

i used to hate you
i used to blame you for everything
i blamed you for our friendship falling apart
& i thought i did the rite thing not trying to fix things
months have passed
you never tried to fix things, to say hi, nothing
& i didnt either
its not his fault
hell, its not yours either
i always judged people for putting their best friends second place
for taking their best friends for granted
then i did it
i shouldve looked past the negative parts of our friendship
i shouldve looked at the positive parts
i shouldve tried to stop it from falling apart
but i just walked away
im sorry
i wish things were different

the adventures of a teenage hooker

so, i went city today
wore a silky black singlet type shirt, i enjoy it coz its got this white flowery patern on the front which i find cuteeeeee
with some pretty short demin short shorts
& ripped stockings
& black ballet shoes
i wasnt aware that this made me look like a trashy hooker, but apparently it did
luuuuulzz
ANYWAY
okai, so WHY do men beep and yell shiet out to girls?
really, is it like mandatory for guys with cars
and its just annoying when theyre ugly, and driving a bullshiet car that looks like a giant ceral box
srsly
THEN
when walking home
the mail guy, on his crappy little motorbike gave me the nod
like cmonnnn

ANYWAAAAAAYZZZZ
i needs sleep
and the botom of my shoes broke off today, BOGANZ REPREZENT
in this photo, are the bits that broke off, and me who srsly needs SLEEEEEP
BAIZ

im gonna break your lil heart, watch you take the fall

i swear school is so pointless in the last 2 or so weeks
heres what my weeks included
MONDAY -
maths; nothing
sap; nothing
graphics; assignment
TUESDAY -
tourism; nothing
biology; nothing
ftv; nothing
WEDNESDAY -
graphics; assignmnet
english; nothing
sport; nothing
wow, havent i been a busy lil bee
SPEAKING OF BEES, no bee or bug attacks recently...the wog insects seem to have decided to leave me alone ;D
gah im bored. sorry for having such a boring blog, my life is nothing but boring atm, joy
well i think this blog is pointless enough,
adios

under attack

it is 11:07pm, and i am under attack by a giant bee

Vickiii says:
LOL get bug spray!!!

;; Lil Fatty ♥ THERES A FKN BEE IN MY ROOM says:
who the fk has bug spray !
LOL
Vickiii says:
LOL we do!
haahhaa and notice
i dont have bees attaking me!
:L\
;; Lil Fatty ♥ THERES A FKN BEE IN MY ROOM says:
lmfao
SHUTUP !
jahahah
wll spraying deoderant have he same afftect?!
Vickiii says:
LOL no
no it wont!
;; Lil Fatty ♥ THERES A FKN BEE IN MY ROOM says:
dman it !
its trying to eat my light bulb?
clearly bees arent intellegent !
its one fkn big bee tho
now its attacking the light again
Vickiii says:
LOL arey ou sure its a bee
;; Lil Fatty ♥ THERES A FKN BEE IN MY ROOM says:
i dont know
if its not
then
its a fucking huge bug
it looks yellowy
and ew sprayed air shiet at it
it onlly mde my room smell
Vickiii says:
LOL omg u fail!
;; Lil Fatty ♥ THERES A FKN BEE IN MY ROOM says:
adn made it angrier !!
THIS BEE IS ON CRACK OR SOMETHING
Vickiii says:
LOL mabey its high on air spray!
;; Lil Fatty ♥ THERES A FKN BEE IN MY ROOM says:
LOL
WILL HAIRSPRAY KILL IT?!!
Vickiii says:
LOL
no
god!
:L
it might
blind it
and its attaking your light
because they are attracted to it!
:L
;; Lil Fatty ♥ THERES A FKN BEE IN MY ROOM, I AM UNDER ATTACK ! says:
WHY !
ITS NOT THAT SPECIAL
IF IT WAS ATTRACTED TO MY HP BOOKS ID UNDERSTAN
i dont see its logic !
and i swollowed a bug the other day !
i think insects are out to get me !
maybe the bees wog
and that bug
was its cousin or something !
id be pissed if someone swollowed my cousin !
Vickiii says:
LOLOL!!!!
ahh that was actually very funny
wog bee
;; Lil Fatty ♥ THERES A FKN BEE IN MY ROOM, I AM UNDER ATTACK ! says:
hahaha
Vickiii says:
haha thats better then vagina feet!


i am still under attack by the wog bee,
I NEED BUG SPRAY. SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME FKN BUG SPRAY !

got your heart in a headlock

i am sick
i am mentally ill
or something
18 & a half hours sleep,
and im struggling to keep my eyes open
and i didnt even have a big day
it was filled with NOTHING
im not a doctor or anything
but im PREEET sure thats not healthy !

bam

how can it be this hot?
its like im living on satans balls.
jayzez.
saw my jazzy today.
god i love that lesbian.
ignoring graphics & english,
it was a good day.
i hate calamvale !
i hate it i hate it i hate it !
i wanna move back to runcorn.
school bags are compulsury next year?
fk you.
go shove em up your ass.
im not wearing one.
stupid joshes parents wont let him change schools.
& i cant go without him.
so im stuck =_='

freedom doesnt exist.

parents are the ones who have a phsycological need to lecture, even teachers do.
that's enough lecturing for me.
but now my friends are lecturing me aswell.
and its pissing me off.
pissing me right off.
im sick of being told what to do, what not to do and how to do things by the people who im supposed to have fun with.
im sick of being compared with people.
this is the same thing that happened a few years ago.
and i pushed me right off the edge.
and now the people who know all about it, the people who know just how much i hate being told how to live my life, are nudging me closer to the edge.
so basically, fuck off.
to everyone.
ill live my life how i want to.
if i make mistakes, i make mistakes.
none of my friends have the right to control me.
none.
i miss people.
people who never did any of this.
theyd make mistakes with me.
theyd be careless with me.
but i lost them.
i dont wanna live on the safe side all the time.
i want to have fun.
i want to be free.

farewell ignite

i feel kinda sad that it's over.
been working with people for 7 months on it.
so i don't like two of them, but still.
we've got a little clown family thing going.
i'm so exhausted, so i'm kinda happy it's over.
but it's really fun performing on stage.
...i sound like a stripper.
claps for fatty.
ugh why must i have school tomorrow?
maths, sap and graphics.
oh, i'm radiating with excitement.
choke. vomit. spew.

zzz

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do not rage, do not rage.

i'm an angry person.
that's just stating the obvious really.
instead of looking at things in a calm way, thinking that everything will soon be back to normal,
i perfer to hit people and break objects.
sitting in the hot sun for 40 minutes isn't exactly the best way to ease my anger.
it just makes things worse.
fatty + heat = big no no.
i'm angry.
i'm tired.
i'm hungry.
my shoulders are killing me.
along with my head.
let's just say this isn't exactly the best day i've had this year.

happy meal deal.

is it weird that i'm tight with my brother?
like tight as in we'll talk about his sex life and my love life?
without either one of us feeling the least bit awkward?
is it also weird that my brother was having a conversation with my boyfriend?
i dunno.
fatty isn't so...er experianced in this department.

also had a chat with mum today.
i totally owned my father.
cause she was talking about how life has it's negatives and positives, and how you have to focus on the positives
and she was like;
it counts with marriages aswell, like i dont focus on the negative parts about your father, i focus on the positives.
and i was like;
i didnt notice he had any positives.

you're probably sitting there think i'm a horrible daughter.
maybe i am.
but he's not the best husband to mum.
i'll never forgive him for something he put her through.
never.
and he's not always the best father.
this isn't the stone ages.
loosen up a little.
you can't stop me from growing up.
i'll spread my wings, just like everyone else.

well then, fatty is unable to think of a title.

yesterday was pretty much tremendiously terrible.
then today was rather wicked.
what's with my life resembling a roller coaster?

i'm so hopeless in staying on my feet.
travis stop teasing me.
go wear your bad boy jumper.

speaking of which.
vicki and travis came over today.
someone else was supposed to come,
but they dogged me yet again.
i'll forgive them eventually.
even though this is the 1000th time they've dogged.
next time i'll probably start yelling at them to their face.
i don't care if your sensetive,
we're supposed to be best friends.

so anyway.
we sat on my balcony for a bit.
talked for a while.
dejan heard some of the conversation.
woops.
then we went to my room.
sat on my bed.
talktalktalk.
then decided to get some veronica mars going.
gosh i love that show.
also it's entertaining watching travis's facial expression when i point out which guys hot.

it was a pretty epic day.
i certainly had fun.
i'm quite happy atm.
even dad's grumpy mood hasn't ruined it.
yahoo.

nightmare

i'm too pissed off to put a quote as a title for this blog.
i don't give a rats ass about quotes right now.
you wanna know why?
i'll fucking tell you.
i came home today, after ice skating last night then sleeping over michele's.
it was fun, i was happy.
i come home, eat, talk with the rents, then go upstairs into my room.
i go to my laptop and turn it on.
i'm then looking at a blue screen with white writing.
basically telling me my laptop has died.
i didn't care at first.
meh, going to uncles in a few days, he'll fix it, i have no important files so who cares.
then like, an hour or so later i realize.
i have two, very, very important files on that piece of junk.
my book and it's blurb.
i've been working on it since last year.
i've spent so much time and effort on just the first chapter alone.
changing it numerous times to get it as close to perfection as possible.
i wrote a blurb that i was actually proud of.
and now it's gone?
all my time. effort. imagination. creativity. work.
gone.
just like that.
i was planning to really write alot in it on these holidays.
i've had alot of ideas to add.
and now...
i can't start again.
people are telling me to.
but it's not that easy.
no where near that easy.
i'm on the verge of either destroying everything in this room,
or to having a mental break down.
and just when i thought things were getting better.
this is so fucked up.

of all animals, man is the only one that is cruel.

i want a world like the ones in final fantasy.
i want chocobos and aeons to exist.
how kick ass would it be to be a sphere hunter, or a summoners guardian, or a summoner?
or to have chocobo farm or to have an airship?
or to play freaking blitz ball!

if that's too much to ask for,
fine, i understand.
BUT WILL YOU FREAKING SEND ME MY DAMN HOGWARTS LETTER ALREADY!

my heart is beating like a jungle drum

haven't been on blogger in quite a while. it's 10:50pm and i'm dead tired. so what's been happening lately? hmm. i got a A- for my drama script. mum was pleased with that. i'm on a B- for maths. mum was very pleased with that. i'm on a C+ for english. mum wasn't pleased with that. considering i used to be a A average in english. but everything we're doing in english now is different from what i'm good at! who gives three fucks about how youth is represented! but eh, i supposed i just have to try harder. i'm hating drama at the moment. stupid performance at stupid new school. like my stage fright wasn't bad enough at runcorn,i'm at a new school and i barely know the people in my class! ahh it's horrible. house rally friday was quite horrible aswell. okay so it was funny because i talked to jordan and chris the whole time. but they were handing out the advisory awards. and my stupid teacher decides to call out my name. thank god she didnt have the award with her, i would've refused to walk up there! like far out, at runcorn when a teacher called out my name it was because i was in trouble, not for freaking awards! but i guess that's a good thing, 'cause i'm trying to behave at school. ahh i'm sick of behaving, it's boring. but anyway, enough about school. me and jazz are good friends again! farout i wouldn't be able to survive without her, she's always been there for me since day one. i saw her and katie on thursday, farout it was a good day. but my stomach was twisting up inside and i felt like crying, i miss them so bad. katie and jazz were play fighting, as usual jazz got her ass owned. but then me and katie started play fighting, and as usual she got her ass owned. i felt pretty proud, two punches and she was on the ground clutching her stomach moaning in pain. ha-ha katie, ha-ha. i find it funny that she's a year older, and bigger than me, yet i still manage to kick her ass. jazz tried jumping the fence to hug me, as usual she did the most hilarious stack, as she tried jumping over it she stacks and rolls off the fence and onto the ground. god you're such a spazz jazz. then friday after school me and krystal saw dylan! and we met his friend jake and some stalker chick that he didnt know that was all over him ahah. then krystal slept over and today we hanged at garbo with dylan, jake, renee, eve and david. argh i was gonna ask jazz if she was at garbo but i was like nah she wouldn't be, but she was! she was there the whole day! and i didn't see her! gaaah. but yes now i'm bored sitting on my bed, too lazy to go to bed. boringggg.

perfectionist.

the defenition of perfectionist,
my father.
seems i can't do anything right to him.
everything i do he points out flaws.
wow, you're really rising my self-esteem aren't ya?
i'm trying to get a grip on life.
but how can i,
when i have someone standing on my shoulders pointing out every little flaw?
god he's making this more difficult then it already is.