fire

i set fire to the microwavable maccaroni and cheese.
i forgot to add water
the whole first floor of the house was filled with smoke
biggest FML moment ever
yesterday dad was telling me how i should start learningto cook
so when im home alone, i dont starve
i think hes gonna tkae that back
he probably doesnt want me in the kitchen
i dont want me in the kitchen =.=

your not helping

i kept trying to fix our friendship
i thought eventually, youd get over things, and we'd talk like we used to
but its been what, two weeks? & nothing
you keep blocking off every conversation i try to start
& only giving one word answers like 'yeah'
i cant try anymore, when you wont
friendship isnt a one way road
yeah im sorry i hurt you/am hurting you
or w/e
but cmon
you CAN get past things, but you wont
you refuse to try
so if you ever plan on deciding to be friends with me again
lemme know.

;; FATTY;♥! says:
im not lil >.<
:L
im 15 years old (H)
I SEE THE RINKLES ALREAAADY
- Jἄzzy says:
lol if ur gettink rinkless,that wat am i gettink >.>
your a little MUFFIN :)
;; FATTY;♥! says:
hahahaha
ahahah imagine when were old :L
we'll be like
charging at eachother
on those scooters
doing bumper cars
knockng eacchother over hahaha
- Jἄzzy says:
lmaaao!!
that was soo funny
walla bro,i kan imagine
;; FATTY;♥! says:
hahahaha
were gonna be soo tiny and rinkled :L
- Jἄzzy says:
ewwwwww haha
;; FATTY;♥! says:
i know ahye
- Jἄzzy says:
and your like there chasing old rinkly guyss, ''sooo,donttt you reakon dumbledors hott''
lol
eww,granny pussy flaps >.>
;; FATTY;♥! says:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ewwwww
theyll be down to our ankles
coz theyll be all saggy
- Jἄzzy says:
LOL !!!
hahaha
ohh fatty haha groooss
you start kicking them
''LETS SEE WHO KAN KICK EM THE FASTEST''
;; FATTY;♥! says:
LOOOOOOL
i walk up and slap you in the face with it
ahahahahha
- Jἄzzy says:
hahahaha!!!!!!
lol
you'd soo invent the first turkey slap for ladies
;; FATTY;♥! says:
LOL
hells yeah (H)
- Jἄzzy says:
loooll !!



& yes, i am aware that most of my posts are now convos
coz im cooooooool like that

the consiquences of eating cheese

;; FATTY;♥! says:
LOL
wouldnt suprise me if i did
ah theres nothing to eat
so
im eating cheese
D:
- Jἄzzy says:
hahahai like cheese
by itselff?
;; FATTY;♥! says:
haah yee
uggggh i feel sick now
i think ive had enough cheese
:L
- Jἄzzy says:
lol
your gonna be having bad chesse dreams
;; FATTY;♥! says:
LOL
like
giant cheese people
attack and kill me
then i see you flying in the sky...
ahahaha
- Jἄzzy says:
LOL
supermaaaaaaaan,and they like shoot coon outta there wrists and we dodge them,OH FUK NO ITS THAT PARMASAN CHESSE he starts smelling up the place
and then bobby the matrix ninja chiken comes>,<



so basically kids,
dont eat cheese by itself until you can eat no more
the consiquences may result into vomit and odd dreams (:

the adventurs of jazz and fatty

;; Lil Fatty ♥ yay for tomorrow (: says:
hhaha
no african flag is going on my wall :L
ahahah
ooh
i could put a turkey
on the wall
for turkey :
*: D
get it get it !
- Jἄzzy says:
Lmaaoo
good onee,never herd that before
;; Lil Fatty ♥ yay for tomorrow (: says:
hahahaha
- Jἄzzy says:
claps for uu ;p
lol
and it cld also be ur alarm in the mornings
haha
;; Lil Fatty ♥ yay for tomorrow (: says:
hahahaha
baby im preety sure thats roosters :L
- Jἄzzy says:
hahaha yeah your right
but i'll make it swalllow a beeper
;; Lil Fatty ♥ yay for tomorrow (: says:
hahaahah
- Jἄzzy says:
lol
;; Lil Fatty ♥ yay for tomorrow (: says:
a clock like in peter pan : D
ahahaha
- Jἄzzy says:
yeaah !! haha